Literally the only picture I have unused. Not even good quality. But it's like. Something's better than nothing, I guess?
Anyways, I won. AGAIN. LOL. Four in a row. Four in a motherfucking row. Like, I didn't know I had an inner challenge beast. This is amazing. I guess when Brett got voted off he decided to hand his mad challenge skillz over to me alol. Hopefully I don't mess up at the end like he did, huh? ^.^ Because like seriously, I think if I make the end I win. I have all three Kidd votes on lock, although they're all probably arguing about my final twos with the each of them and who i was really with. lol. I'd probably get grilled about that but I think I could still pull off getting all their votes, like, totally easy, to be honest!
I'm not getting Natalie's vote, I know that much for sure - But I don't really want it, anyways! It would probably have Herpes. I think that I could get Denise's and Edgardo's, though! This is, however, all under the assumption that I end up in a final two with Kelly
(who is my ideal f2 because everyone else sucks and if i were to go to the f2 with either of the others and lose i would shoot myself). Like, I guess I could maybe get Colby's but lol idk. I think I could win regardless should I get to the end. If I have a choice I'll be sitting there with Kelly. If that's not allowed to happen Kelly will be sitting there next to Denise and she will be a unanimous winner.~ That'd be pretty awesome, not gonna lie! <3 As long as one of us two wins this game I'm pretty happy.
Like, Natalie is an overrated twit. She's done NOTHING that Kelly hasn't and yet people are worshiping the ground she walks on as though she's some sort of strategic goddess?
What?
It's super dumb lol. And Edgardo is going home tonight. More on that later! When it comes to Denise...like...that's self explanatory. She's not even trying to win the game! She's content just being the goat who loses unanimously, alol. I might vote for her over Natalie just because Natalie is retarded and had my vote before she decided to be a bitch back to me. Like, I am totally prepared for repercussions after acting like a bitch, so she should be too, right? If she wanted my vote she could have tried to be less boring and nicer to me, so, whatever, hehe.
So, lemme talk about Denise here: So like, after I won the last IC, I come up to her with this deal for the F5. If she votes with me the next
(now this) round and helps me out, BASICALLY should I get voted out, I promise her my vote and promise to work the jury for her. Like, she knows she's doomed if she makes F2, right? So this should be a brilliant idea! But... INSTEAD she decides to go on and on about how much of a beast and Comeback Kidd I am and how it's too dangerous. like girl wtf. You have a chance to win and risk me winning two challenges, or no chance to win and you don't risk me winning. Honestly, the obvious choice is to try and win in her position. She's not getting voted out. Like ever. That would be the stupidest fucking shit ever if someone voted her out right now unless they want to avoid someone ELSE taking her to the end as a goat ala Courtney Marit's boot.
(Honestly, I don't think it would be a bad idea for Kelly if Edgardo leaves this round and Natalie wins IC at 4. that way she's guaranteed f2, and she told me that's all she wants. Like, uhm, girl. I'll do whatever you want so... um, hello! I'm right here! Look at me! I can help you!)Anyhow, after about 2 hours of trying to talk sense into her
(which is actually really, really hard to do. ugh) she finally says like
"Well I will consider it if the biggest Wynn jury threat doesn't win immunity." Like I guess she meant Ed, but like, THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE WHO WILL BEAT YOU. WELL, ACTUALLY EVERYONE WILL BEAT YOU BUT HOLY FUCK. DO YOU NOT REALIZE NATALIE AND EDGARDO WILL ROCK YOUR ASS OUT IN THE FTC? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO WINS IMMUNITY JUST VOTE ONE OUT JESUS CHRIST. There needs to be a new thing called Deniselogic. Because there's something called moonlogic, but that's just not enough to describe how terrible her strategic mind is. She reaaaallllly doesn't know what she's doing. I mean I'm not taking it too hard on her because it's her first ORG as well, but, it's like... This shit should be common sense. But then you realize
"oh yeah, I'm talking to Denise, lol." and it all makes sense.
Like the whole time I was conspiring with Kelly over what the fuck Denise is smoking. We were trying to figure out how to convince her and like I think I kind of did but it's just so hard to tell! She's like a robot; she just comes across manufactured in everything she says and it's really hard to trust her in what she says because she's like that.
Later that day Charlie got booted. May he RIP and stuff. He did his whole
"lol you're a bitch alina" thang and I basically told Denise and Kelly b4 TC that I told him I wasn't voting him but then I did so it seemed more realistic when he did it. Ofc Kelly being the smart ass bitch she is figured out what he was trying to do, and mentioned like
"lol i don't think anyone's going to believe you as a goat" and it's like wow.
I'm(
well, I WAS) playing so good I can cuss everyone out and still be a massive threat to win. How awesome's that?
Like, apparently people think my whole Troyzan thing was me trying to look like a goat? LOL. I can play as bad as I want and be as impulsive as I want and people are still calling me a strategic genius wtf. Lord, I love it so much. I wish it was a deliberate ploy but it wasn't lmfao. I don't really regret doing it either to be honest, because like, bitching out Natalie is amazing. Seriously it is fucking fun.
Ms. On Once In A Blue Moon But For Some Reason Deserves Jury Votes Over Kelly. Like Jesus Christ it makes no sense to me. It actually just pisses me off that people want to vote for her. She just plain sucks at Survivor alol.
After the challenge
THAT I DOMINATED HELL YEAH Kelly decided to admit to me she wasn't actually probably going to keep me if I lost...and I'm like, in my head, thinking,
then why did you say you were going to...? Like, you said you were going to see what you could do. Now you're backtracking on that. It's like bitch please make up your mind! Ugh. You're easily my favorite person and it's like I will do whatever the fuck you want, why do you want to vote me out. I'm not even playing for myself to win at this point. Even though I'll still win if I make the end, but ugh. It's like, there's no logical way for me to play for myself. I'm fucked if I lose, so I may as well play for Kelly while I keep on winning, if that makes sense? There's no way for me to make a strategic move because people will want to vote me out regardless. So, I may as well make damn sure that if I lose the angelic human being that is Kelly wins this game. <3
But we talked and she said that she wants to honestly go to the F2 with me because it would be epic
(which is the utter truth). OH MY GOD, I DO TOO!!! I wish she'd get that by now!
Like, I completely get why she might be paranoid of me. But I'm not even TALKING to Edgardo or Natalie. Please don't be paranoid of me. I just want you to win. You're the only person I like care about in the game anymore, and I don't know what I can even do that to prove it to her at this point. Like I can understand being paranoid I guess, but like, sigh... I don't know. It just makes me sad, I guess? Like, she said she was being too candid about her game with me or something and it's like...um, If that was a problem people would already know by now.
I'm not going to betray you. That would be legit retarded lol. I wouldn't do that to her, so...
Anyway, she said all she wanted is to make F2. Like. That's all I want too to be honest... At least one of us two to make F2. That's all I want because one of us will win if we make it. You don't even have to take me if you win the final fucking challenge just let me make sure you get taken to the end. Take me to the F3 as a target, and if I do end up winning the final IC I will take you, kay? Like she asked me to promise that and I did! That's been my plan all along, hehe. I want one of us two to win. There's no fucking way I would take some other cunt to the finals. If I lost to Kelly I'd be cool with that. If I lost to Denise or Natalie I would consider suicide just because of how ridiculous that would be alol.
It all kind of hinges on the F4 vote because we're making it through this round, so basically I had to ask Jeremiah if it was firemaking or rocks at F4. It's firemaking/a challenge, so that's good! I think I could beat Natabasic in a challenge, same with Denise. I've done it four times already, it's really not that hard of a feat. Natalie beat me at...an auction. Lmfao. Kay, bitch. Speaking of her, she's bitching about the challenges being
"RANDOM WAHHHHHH" but I bet if she was winning she'd be talking about how proud BR would be of her. Like... shut the hell up, you bimbo. It's not all about you. Get over it, I'm kicking your ass! She's seriously so fucking whiny. Denise did the puzzle thing back in the first double boot and she whined and moaned and bitched about that, like shut the fuck up. You got owned. Get over it. Like I can't with her. She's entitled as fuck and legit thinks that she's like the queen of the fucking game and it makes me just wanna strangle her. Jeebus.
So yeah! Basically, our plan is to vote off Natalie at F4 after Eddie goes this round. Eddie is going because he sucks and no one likes him. That's pretty much it. There's no real strategic reason behind it. It's just...we want to vote Edgardo out. That's really it alol. I mean I guess he's the biggest threat besides me, so there's that, but really he just sucks so w/e, buh bye.
Like he basically decided to finally talk to me again after I won, like, alol. People are trying so hard to get up my ass and I'm just like uh nope plz don't, kthxbai. I'm not stupid, like he acts like a retard and gives me 2 word answers
before but
then when I win immunity... he's ever so nice and tries to flatter my asshole. Like he thinks we're all voting for Natacunt. As much as I'd like to, she's not really worth the time and effort. Outlasting you is much more satisfying to me, LOL.
It's just like. If you want to be nice to me, don't just do it when I'm finally back in SOMEWHAT of a seat of power. He goes on and on about how he failed at the social aspect of the game and it's like...no shit, sherlock. He's like
"lol i was just playing the game" and its like um. The most important part of survivor is the
social game. Idk if he knows that or not but he should probably read up a bit because that's kinda sorta what matters. If people don't like you, they're probably not gonna vote for you. Like really how does he not understand that? Maybe you should have sucked up to me earlier, Ed.
"oh im so sorry for flipping it was just to get malcolm and lex i felt bad for you and charlie" Lmao. Felt bad for me my ass. The other day you were calling me a psycho, you dumbass, do you think my cerebral cortex is irreversibly damaged or something? Bye bye now! ^.^
Like really all of these people
(including myself ofc) besides Kelly are terrible at the social game. I talked to Ami more than I have with Natalie, and Ami wasn't a raging cuntress so that was nice. Edgardo is Edgardo, already explained that. And Denise is like a robot who just comes off fake. Like really that's the main problem with her game. If she came off more genuine and socialized more with the jurors she'd probably have a decent shot at winning, but she just comes off fake and basically like she's sucking up for jury votes which is so retarded. That's the main problem with her game, is her social game. She also has no perception or self-awareness at all lol. Doesn't seem like it anyways. She'd prob be a good player if she improved those things, but in this game those 3 things are terrible and I kinda feel bad that she doesn't realize it?
Charlie called her out on her sucking up bs and you know what she does this round? Know what she did. She is so fucking bad omg.
"well i was going to keep you this round i wish i could have proved myself 
((((((" Well of course you'd say, that I won immunity, you derp, lol. But that's not the funny part!
"but now you're SUCH A THREAT!!! WOW I GOTTA VOTE YOU OUT YOU SURE COULD FABIO THIS GAME OH MAN YEP YEP YOU SURE COULD." And it's like, oh, okay, so sucking up for jury votes didn't work so now you're going to ANNOUNCE YOU WANT TO VOTE ME OUT??? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??? SERIOUSLY WHAT IN THE SERIOUS FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. Like, that doesn't make me want to vote for you, genius, that just pisses me off! I wanna slap her! Like, Jeebus, girl, you ain't winning. She's so un-self aware that I like can't. It's so fucking funny lmao. Like she's nice as a person to be honest. But she just comes across fake and strategically she has the prowess of Aladdin's monkey.
Siiiigh, whatever, enough about her, lol. She's kinda nice and we have had some good convos but its like it's obvious she just wants my jury vote. I doubt she actually likes me much lol
(i don't blame anyone for hating me at this point and after the game I'll blame them even less when they read this shit but it's like I don't really care for the most part LOL. God, I probably need mental help or something idk. Some days i'm over emotional and the others I'm borderline sociopathic like this. halp.) So... yeah. I'd vote her over Natalie, though, because at least she's putting
some effort into the game whereas Natalie is just on cruise control and logs on for like 10 mins a day. Like. Fuck that. Why would I vote for someone who doesn't bother to socialize at all? That's so dumb. I wish I could just toss her into a fire.
Anyways, tonight, I think it'll be Edgardo. I think there's a small chance Denise could have the Lowe idol and she might play it on him or something, and if she does that that's not even a smart move. like you know, you asked her in thread if now's the time for big moves or not? Like, there's a difference between big moves and stupid moves. and if she does something like that she's a complete fucking idiot. i wouldn't be surprised if she idoled out Kelly w/how retarded she is lmfao. I'd hope they'd idol out Natalie if they did that
(which tbh they better not bc i want Edgardo gone in 5th and then Natty in 4th. Then in f3? I really don't care all that much. Either I win or Kelly wins and I'm totally satisfied <3) but like. these people are stupid, and you can't predict stupid people. You just have to hope they don't fuck shit up.
Then next round, I mean, I don't see why Kelly would lie to me about the f4 pact. Like if she IS lying, that's dumb because I don't care. if you want to vote me out, tell me. I'm not going to turn the votes against you because
A): I know that'll never happen and
B): I want you to win if I can't. So.
Like, if Nat loses immunity and I win, she goes 3-1. If both of us lose it, though, it'll be a 2-2 tie and we fight it out in a tiebreaker because denise is herpaderp. I wish she'd just vote Natty in that scenario but she doesn't really have the ability to make decisions on her own.
So, yeah! Like, I hopefully have TWO chances next round instead of just one..I really do hope Kelly's being honest. Like, if she wants to vote me out, that's fine, I don't mind, and I totally understand why she would want to, you know? Doesn't bother me all that much. To be honest, I'm not gonna be mad when I'm voted off because I have had like 10 days to get accustomed to the fact that I'm in the minority lol. If I was blindsided like Malcolm...ugh. What if I was idoled out instead? That would be horrible. I know I had immunity but ugh what if I lost and I got idoled out?! THAT would have been devastating as fuck to be honest, but I've had so long to just go
"Yeah, I'm not only doomed if I lose, I'm super doomed." that at this point... I'm ready? I mean, I don't want to be voted out of freaking course lolz, but I'm not gonna be mad if it DOES happen. Preparing for the worst, hoping for the best.
But, yeah, if she wants to vote me, I hope she just tells me because I don't care. I would wanna vote me too, probably. So. :/ But like the thing is, if she votes with me and I succeed next round? She's guaranteed final two! Like, if she's in the f3 with Natalie and Denise, Natalie might take Denise to the end. And Denise probably will decide the decision is too hard and leave it up to random.org ala Lex alol. BUT if she's in the final three with me and her and Natty/Denise, I would take her, and the other person would take her for sure! And of course she would take herself so.
I mean, I personally think it's an okay move to keep me. I'm not sure if I'd do it but like. It guarantees her F2 at least? :/ I hope Natty doesn't win immunity because idk if she'd vote Denise w/ me. I doubt it since she knows she probably wins against her but it's still like ugh omg. The fact that people are saying she's living in Natalie's shadow? Like, Natalie isn't even big enough to HAVE a shadow! She doesn't do ANYTHING! She logs on for 5 minutes, whines and bitches in TC, and logs off again. Wow, such GREAT gameplay! ...Yawn! So, so, so, so, so dumb! She never even goes on AIM so it's fucking retarded.
Also, Kelly told me to stop liking her posts a couple hours ago because it might make people think I like her? I didn't even think of that lol. It makes sense, but like 80%+ of the shit she says is hilarious so it's hard not to like them :c So, I went and ran around and liked a bunch of random Denise posts so that i don't look like I'm just liking Kelly's, LOL! Like there's no way I'm liking anything Edgardo or Natalie say. They really don't ever say anything that funny... so, yeah.
That's pretty much it! Not much happening since there's only 5 people left, lol.
EDIT: OH YEAH. And Natalie didn't even bother submitting her own fucking answers for the challenge. Denise gave her hers and she just used those. Like what the hell? How pathetic is that? Like how is that deserving of jack shit? I don't understand it. She's really fucking pathetic, honestly. If she wins this game I will cry.
What?
I'm(well, I WAS) playing so good I can cuss everyone out and still be a massive threat to win. How awesome's that?
Like, I completely get why she might be paranoid of me. But I'm not even TALKING to Edgardo or Natalie. Please don't be paranoid of me. I just want you to win. You're the only person I like care about in the game anymore, and I don't know what I can even do that to prove it to her at this point. Like I can understand being paranoid I guess, but like, sigh... I don't know. It just makes me sad, I guess? Like, she said she was being too candid about her game with me or something and it's like...um, If that was a problem people would already know by now. 
((((((" Well of course you'd say, that I won immunity, you derp, lol. But that's not the funny part! "but now you're SUCH A THREAT!!! WOW I GOTTA VOTE YOU OUT YOU SURE COULD FABIO THIS GAME OH MAN YEP YEP YOU SURE COULD." And it's like, oh, okay, so sucking up for jury votes didn't work so now you're going to ANNOUNCE YOU WANT TO VOTE ME OUT??? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??? SERIOUSLY WHAT IN THE SERIOUS FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. Like, that doesn't make me want to vote for you, genius, that just pisses me off! I wanna slap her! Like, Jeebus, girl, you ain't winning. She's so un-self aware that I like can't. It's so fucking funny lmao. Like she's nice as a person to be honest. But she just comes across fake and strategically she has the prowess of Aladdin's monkey.