Brian's Magical Edgic Rowboat

[Host Brian]

Hi, I'm Host Brian, the one that probably will do nothing all game. This is my rowboat, where I travel from camp-to-camp, conducting confessionals and writing an edgic. It'll be posted here, in Watcher's Cove, where we can drink grog and laugh at the players...argh?

[Host Brian]

Time to break the barnacles off the side, and repair the oars, because Brian's Magical Edgic Rowboat will be up and running soon.

[Host Brian]

Getting ready for round one. All I know is that Alina is CP5, and there are gonna be a few invisibles this round.

[Host Brian]

Also, feel free to voice your opinions on the rankings if you agree (or most likely disagree).

[Host Brian]

And here we are, Round 1 of Survivor Warriors: Bermuda is at a close. Now, time to talk about ratings and then my prediction chart.

Alina, Denise, and Malcolm all put a ton of effort into their respective confessionals and get CPs for it. Everyone with a MOR either answered the intro questions medium well or posted a short confessional and answered the questions briefly, which leads to JT, Vytas, Natalie, Monica, Kelly, Kathy, Brett getting MOR ratings. Sandra and Katie get UTR for only answering welcome questions. Lex consistently whined about the challenge throughout the challenge, his confessional, and in the tribe's group chat, so he gets an N tacked on with it. Charlie gets a P for being generally positive in his confessional. Edgardo gets an OTTN for saying he only works with dumb players and making fun of JT's quit, Ami gets an INV because Ami, and Chet gets an OTT for, well, being OTT. The weird rating is Colby. People talk about him in a very positive manner, but due to his lack of confessionals, he gets an UTR with a P on it. 

[Host Brian]

Here we are, Round 2. SO, Colby gets a MOR1 due to a confessional in the previous round that he posted after the vote. Now, all the MORs and UTRs make sense. Edgardo went douchemode again for another OTTN, Vytas gets one for ripping Monica a new one, Malcolm gets OTT4 for being arrogant and a general dumbass (love him <3), Kathy gets UTRN2 for causing shit between Monica and Alina, Kelly and Alina get the CPs they deserve, and Chet is Chet. 

[Host Brian]

For frontrunners, Alina gets 1 because of her being in control of Kidd and figuring out Kathy is a shady bitch while Charlie is her actual #1. Chet moves up for owning the Lowe tribe, Charlie hops on the board for having an idol, being strong socially by gaining Alina's trust and having Edgardo reveal info to him, and Katie jumps on for being the true heart of Every. Colby is more of a puppet leader, like Lex, and is in danger due to Edgardo so he falls down. Malcolm falls off as well because he let an idol slip out of his hands and into Charlie's, he's pretty god damn shady, and he posted a screenshot into their chat with a private message from Alina at the top without realizing.

[tbird]

Only thing I disagree with here is Charlie getting UTR2 in the episode where he found an idol.

[Host Brian]

No confessionals even though he got the idol. I agree though, it felt too harsh so I'll bump him up to MOR1 in the next post.

[Host Brian]

So I totally missed Charlie's vid confessional from Round 2, bumping him up to a CP1. Natalie also posted in Round2, so I fixed that.

Pretty consistent stuff going on. Kathy gets another UTRN for not posting confessionals, but leaking info to Monica and being silly. Malcolm gets OTTN5 for his rant, Edgardo continues his OTTN spree. Brett and Lex were both N, and Chet's rant was mixed with humor so I gave him a M. Alina's Alina as always.

Rankings. Even though there's a swap, Alina holds the number one spot. Very good socially, tries hard in challenges, and Lex/Charlie ended up with her. Charlie gets 2 because idol, social player, BUT he doesn't get the top spot for revealing the idol to his tribe and being a little shady. Chet knocked down to 3 due to Vytas talking about moving forward with Monica due to Chet missing the challenge, and now Kelly gets the 4th spot because Katie's in a mediocre place following the swap, and Kelly had a solid hand on her tribe in Round 3.

[Host Brian]

Not home tonight, so edgic will be up tomorrow.

[Host Brian]

Sorry it's late, I actually have a life again. Okay, here we go for Round 4. Monica and Chet get Ps for their heart-to-heart, and Lex of all people gets a P for his short but interesting post about how the natural flirting (Mostly gay banter because ORGs) isn't something he can really do and he feels a bit disconnected from the other players that way. Vytas gets the first CPP of this season, and the SECOND EVER in Warriors history due to his leadership in the challenge and everyone wanting to have his babies. Katie gets an UTRP1, because everyone likes her even though she didn't post. Kathy and Denise get INV for no posts in Round 4 and practically no mention, Kelly/Nat get UTR1 for some mention but no posts, and Colby gets UTR2 for a tiny post. Malcolm gets a MOR5 (not enough to get a CP, and there are already 3 CPs this round) and Charlie gets a MOR4 for posting little but being a major player. Now, here are the most interesting ratings. Edgardo, our OTTNJesus, got a CPN1 due to not being a complete asshole this round and for making two small jabs, but it had substance. He also showed some of his nice side in there, and Alina/Charlie talked about him nicely, so he could be a CPM, but I prefer the CPN given that he is THE villain of the season. Alina gets a CPN5 for being generally paranoid, making (and breaking) her  deal with Chet for no reason, and some small amounts of negativity.

Predictions: Number One is Kelly, because nobody holds any ill-will towards her and she's on a substantially more stable tribe than Katie. Katie gets the number two spot because I can't really see her going home, while I can make a case for the rest of her tribe. Due to Alina breaking her deal with Chet, she falls down but not off the list. She gets number two because Charlie, Edgardo, and Lex all still really like her, and although she slipped up, I think she has the social game to recover. Vytas joins the ranking at number four due to his dominance in the challenge and being generally well-liked. However, this put a huge target on his back come the merge, which is why he's at the bottom. If Alina continues to crash and burn, Vytas moves up the list past the rest of them. Charlie has fallen off due to not being on AIM much, and taking some of the fall of Alina's mistake. Chet falls of the list because Vytas has no plans on sticking with Lowe, and Monica was voted out.

[Host Brian]

Ladies and gentlemen, the most interesting round in the game so far, and possibly the most interesting round I've ever seen. Alina, our naive hero who means well, has turned into a Colton, Russhole, NaOnka cocktail this round and had 1,000 words (that guess holds no bearing whatsoever and is entirely random) ripping on different people. Kathy blew shit up and her long spiel post-TC gets her a 5 for...uh...something. Malcolm and Kelly rocked some CPs, while Charlie got an M for working with Alina and being generally overwhelmed by the game. Edgardo got a CPN, while being his usual negative self, and additionally saving his ass and causing the AlinaTrain to further derail. Chet is the hero, but was pretty N, and we all love Alina too much to get our respective justiceboners on for him being N towards her. Colby, Vytas, and Lex get MOR for being MOR, Katie and Natalie get UTR for not posting, and Denise gets an UTR2 for a confessional after Kathy left.

Kelly is number one because people see her as second fiddle to Natalie and slightly detached from Vytas/Colby bromance. Vytas gets two, even though he seems like a threat, just because he can last awhile due to Alina quite possibly destroying Dampier when the merge arrives. Ed gets three, even though he is OTTNJesus, for saving his ass and having the opportunity to be a double agent. Alina gets fourth due to her idol, and having a lot of people wanting to work with her even though she could be out of these rankings next round.

[austin]

So...what's going on with the edgic, Brian?

[Host Brian]

I'm gonna do a big update soon, but I've been putting it off because school started up again.