Round 1 - WHAT A FUCKING TRAIN WRECK
Aug 23, 2014 21:32:58 GMT
Host Jeremiah, Host Aras, and 1 more like this
Post by chet on Aug 23, 2014 21:32:58 GMT
So first of all darlings, MY AVATAR IS FIERCE! TOUCH ALL THIS BEAUTY, TOUCH IT.
....No really, touch it - I am lonely.
At any rate dears, that challenge, what a mess! Not referring to the time stamp drama (seriously, just wait a few seconds after your computer time hits, it's not that difficult) but to the clusterfuck that was Lowe and Every working together. You would think that all of those minds working together would come up with a foolproof plan for victory. But no, apparently in their brilliant minds 2 tribes splitting 6 points compared to one tribe getting 6 points somehow meant we would dominate. After I pointed out this fatal flaw however the ship was righted, just barely. AMATEURS!
I am glad we are safe but I am bummed that poor Plebeian JT has left the game. I hope everything is well with the doll. It also means I only have ONE man left to snuggle with these cold nights. And Vytas, while a savory delicious morsel, I think is a bit of an air head. All that yoga cleanses the mind but it also apparently cleanses the intelligence. Bless him! He is a marvelous furry pillow however!
And in a surprising turn of events I actually get along quite well with Elmo! The poor deary is so far ahead time wise that she is afraid she will become the first victim when we go to tribal counsel since she isn't around often. While that might happen, I may try to save her if/when we go to tribal counsel. I get along with her quite nicely. Same goes for Sandra, even if the dear isn't around much either.
The opposite can be said of DENISE! I spent most of yesterday downing a bottle of cabernet sauvignon whilst applying nair to my body and that bitch didn't message me ONCE! I noticed however that she was QUITE talkative in the cross-tribe group chat we established for the challenge. I see how it is you SLUT! Not to mention that it was HER idea to pair up with the other tribe because she and Kelly agreed not to push each other. Why hello OBVIOUS cross-tribe alliance! I do not trust her, and I believe it is in my best interest she leaves before anyone else. PREPARE FOR THE CHETBOMB!
That sums things up my dolls. Now that my body is nair'd and fabulously smooth I have a wonderful evening of greased greco-roman wrestling planned with my neighbor, ENRIQUE! Loser must spend the rest of the evening giving the winner a back massage! Did I mention I am ATROCIOUS at wrestling? ;-)
Ta-ta!
....No really, touch it - I am lonely.
At any rate dears, that challenge, what a mess! Not referring to the time stamp drama (seriously, just wait a few seconds after your computer time hits, it's not that difficult) but to the clusterfuck that was Lowe and Every working together. You would think that all of those minds working together would come up with a foolproof plan for victory. But no, apparently in their brilliant minds 2 tribes splitting 6 points compared to one tribe getting 6 points somehow meant we would dominate. After I pointed out this fatal flaw however the ship was righted, just barely. AMATEURS!
I am glad we are safe but I am bummed that poor Plebeian JT has left the game. I hope everything is well with the doll. It also means I only have ONE man left to snuggle with these cold nights. And Vytas, while a savory delicious morsel, I think is a bit of an air head. All that yoga cleanses the mind but it also apparently cleanses the intelligence. Bless him! He is a marvelous furry pillow however!
And in a surprising turn of events I actually get along quite well with Elmo! The poor deary is so far ahead time wise that she is afraid she will become the first victim when we go to tribal counsel since she isn't around often. While that might happen, I may try to save her if/when we go to tribal counsel. I get along with her quite nicely. Same goes for Sandra, even if the dear isn't around much either.
The opposite can be said of DENISE! I spent most of yesterday downing a bottle of cabernet sauvignon whilst applying nair to my body and that bitch didn't message me ONCE! I noticed however that she was QUITE talkative in the cross-tribe group chat we established for the challenge. I see how it is you SLUT! Not to mention that it was HER idea to pair up with the other tribe because she and Kelly agreed not to push each other. Why hello OBVIOUS cross-tribe alliance! I do not trust her, and I believe it is in my best interest she leaves before anyone else. PREPARE FOR THE CHETBOMB!
That sums things up my dolls. Now that my body is nair'd and fabulously smooth I have a wonderful evening of greased greco-roman wrestling planned with my neighbor, ENRIQUE! Loser must spend the rest of the evening giving the winner a back massage! Did I mention I am ATROCIOUS at wrestling? ;-)
Ta-ta!
