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Post by Natalie Tenerelli on Aug 23, 2014 16:37:05 GMT
[picture of me looking hawt]
ROUND ONE: TEENAGE ANGST AND SHIT
So this confessional would be all pretty with pictures and pink fonts and witty gifs and stuff buuuuuuuuuut I'm at work and writing this on my phone. THAT is how much I love you.
So round one I'm like blehhhhh because out of all the people I met and talked to on day one the only one on my tribe is Katie. Kelly and Brett are never online and Edgardo is weird so yay my life.
[insert tragic FML gif]
Colby is alright to talk too but he was making deals with the Lowe tribe on day one and its like... HMMMM what are you hiding buddy??
Me and Katie get along real good and we are thinking about dragging Kellyin for girl power thing. The boys are shady af so we wanna save all our asses and get ourselves in a good spot so we can run things later.
I stepped up for the ITT challenge because I feel like I wasn't anything special in the first comp and I want to shoe my team that they need me. I got like 300 points which was pretty good considering that flash game sucks harder than a airplane bathroom. I hope I win so my team will love me. I have alot to prove I mean they all think I'm just a kid and I want to prove those poopheads wrong.
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Post by Natalie Tenerelli on Aug 23, 2014 23:47:49 GMT
OMG I confessed like a whole day ago and no likes no comments no nothing!! Why do you hate meeeee?? my whole world is like falling apart.  |
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Post by Host Jeremiah on Aug 24, 2014 0:09:57 GMT
 gud luck nattalie |
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Post by Natalie Tenerelli on Aug 24, 2014 6:44:20 GMT
I can't even believe I lost that challenge. I hate that flash game and I want to cry a little bit right now. I'm so embarrassed and now I have to go even harder in this challenge so I dont make myself look even dumber. |
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Post by Natalie Tenerelli on Aug 29, 2014 6:47:45 GMT
so we lost again. I felt incredibly embarrassed to lose the challenge for us. I thought I would do so good but I guess proboards hates me and wants me to be a loser. I guess that's what I get for trying to play Survivor without Boston Rob to hold my hand and make all the hard choices for me. But lucky for me brett was inactive so people wanted to get rid of him and i live to suck another day. Apparently Colby is getting stupid paranoid which I guess makes sense. We girls banded up and wanted to get the boys out so being afraid of us was probably the smart choice. I also was getting real close to Malcolm because he is one fine sexy guy (but omg do NOT tell Boston Rob I said that, he will get stupid jealous and beat me with a stick!) and he told me that the treasure map showed him that the idol was already gone. That means that Edgardo or Monica has it. We were gonna take out Ed to make sure he couldn't use it but instead we took out Brett because he was less helpful and we didnt want to freak Colby out and make him screw us at a swap. And turns out we were totally right! I think Im in a great position though! I have Colby and Kelly with me so I got the Every bond then I have Malcolm and maybe Kathy on the other hand. Colby thinks he can get Vytas and Denise to work with us but I dont trust either of those two. Like duh there was some kinda Every+Lowe alliance going on on day one and I wasn't a part of it so why would I want to help that? I am gonna blow in there like Godzilla and wreck up that stuff. |
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Post by Natalie Tenerelli on Aug 30, 2014 4:30:21 GMT
Three episodes and I do not have a title yet. I can't believe you are snubbing me like this. I am gonna tell Boston Rob on you!
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Post by Natalie Tenerelli on Sept 3, 2014 7:45:33 GMT
Denise is so sketchy I want to puke all over her. She was bitching in our team chat about how impossible it was that I got 11 minutes and then suddenly she pulls out 10:30. Like bitch I get that you wanna hide your strength or whatever but don't pull dumb stuff like that.
And Chet obviously threw the challenge to keep someone from getting immunity and Denise gave him immunity to keep him safe after sucking. There's such a blinding obvious bond there. I am gonna throw the next challenge to take Denise out because I dont want her and her little gay cuddle bear to make merge together. She is running around being a snake and I am not gonna sit here and take it!
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Post by Natalie Tenerelli on Sept 7, 2014 23:39:05 GMT
Still no title. I'm so sick of this shit. But now I know the pattern to getting a title sooooooo
Yay we made the fucking merge. I am so fucking ecstatic to be here with these fuckers. I fucking hope I win that fucking immunity challenge or I might get fucked because Edgardo has the fucking idol and it could fuck us over if he plays it. I don't know what the fuck the plan is because we don't know who the fuck is with us. Colby might fuck off and join the fucking opposition to be with Ed or Denise might bail because we fucked Vytas up last round. There's no fucking way to tell and it gives me a fucking headache to think about it. But fuck me with a chainsaw Malcolm has his own fucking idol I don't know how the fuck he got it. This fucking shit is fucking rigged. Fuck!
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Post by Natalie Tenerelli on Sept 9, 2014 2:16:33 GMT
Two fucking challenges in a row. KNEEL TO ME!
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Post by Natalie Tenerelli on Sept 10, 2014 5:02:17 GMT
Well those bitches went and blindsided Colby so I think it's safe to say that I'm about to be fucked harder than that time Boston Rob gave me a ride home from the mall and "accidentally" ran out of gas at Makeout Point.
I wish I had sucked less and didn't not have 12 hours to do endurance today.
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Post by Natalie Tenerelli on Sept 10, 2014 5:12:02 GMT
Malcolm: If it makes you feel any better, and it probably won't, I was insistent that Colby go home over you and Kelly.
Natalie: Yeah that makes it a little better except for the part where I had Immunity and wouldn't have gone home anyway but thanks for the thought.
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Post by Natalie Tenerelli on Sept 10, 2014 5:55:16 GMT
Fucking with the guy who betrayed you level 1:  Fucking with the guy who betrayed you level 2:   Statutory rape: no longer the worst reason to fuck Natalie Tenerelli. |
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Post by Host Brian on Sept 10, 2014 15:03:46 GMT
You're evil and I enjoy it immensely.
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Post by Natalie Tenerelli on Sept 10, 2014 22:05:37 GMT
Rainbow jurors!? What is this madness?
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Post by Host Jeremiah on Sept 11, 2014 2:24:46 GMT
It was the same thing in Greece!
(Although that time there was at least justification with the goddess of rainbows or something)
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