Post by chet on Aug 21, 2014 15:04:58 GMT
1) Why did you choose to play the character you did?
I read my horoscope the other day when I was on the toilet having some explosive diarrhea while drinking some delightful Pinot Grigio. It said "You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over and over again. People think you are stupid." That screamed to me - CHET. The stars have ALIGNED and this is my DESTINY! These bitches won't be able to handle my FIERCE TRAIN WRECK REALNESS.
2) What are your first impressions of the cast?
Since I was the last to join I feel like I am late to the ball and am wearing red when it is quite obviously a black attire affair! But I did have some conversations with these lovely creatures.
Alina - A total bore but a sweetheart. Unfortunately not on my tribe so I will have to destroy her.
Brett - A male version of Alina.
Brian - FIERCE! But not on my tribe, so too will have to be destroyed by the CHETBOMB.
JT - He drinks BEER. Plebeian! His only redeeming quality is at least he is handsome in that red neck way, ugly hot.
Sandra - Boring as well but at least she laughs at my jokes. She can stay.
Vytas - Such a fabulous handsome yoga god. I plan to snuggle with him during those cold lonely nights.
Monica - I have not talked to her but Sandra said she talked in 3rd person, and seeing her posts today confirms it. WHO DOES THIS BITCH THINK SHE IS? ELMO? That is what I shall call her henceforth!
3) As you get to know your competition, who would you like to work with? Who would you not like to work with?
Vytas seems like a wonderful fierce partner for future endeavors, he shall be my first FUTURE LEGENDARY CHILDREN.
JT & Sandra are quite dull but they can maybe be useful. I will have to teach them to not be so dreadfully boring.
I refuse to work with Elmo. I find muppets disgusting.
I read my horoscope the other day when I was on the toilet having some explosive diarrhea while drinking some delightful Pinot Grigio. It said "You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over and over again. People think you are stupid." That screamed to me - CHET. The stars have ALIGNED and this is my DESTINY! These bitches won't be able to handle my FIERCE TRAIN WRECK REALNESS.
2) What are your first impressions of the cast?
Since I was the last to join I feel like I am late to the ball and am wearing red when it is quite obviously a black attire affair! But I did have some conversations with these lovely creatures.
Alina - A total bore but a sweetheart. Unfortunately not on my tribe so I will have to destroy her.
Brett - A male version of Alina.
Brian - FIERCE! But not on my tribe, so too will have to be destroyed by the CHETBOMB.
JT - He drinks BEER. Plebeian! His only redeeming quality is at least he is handsome in that red neck way, ugly hot.
Sandra - Boring as well but at least she laughs at my jokes. She can stay.
Vytas - Such a fabulous handsome yoga god. I plan to snuggle with him during those cold lonely nights.
Monica - I have not talked to her but Sandra said she talked in 3rd person, and seeing her posts today confirms it. WHO DOES THIS BITCH THINK SHE IS? ELMO? That is what I shall call her henceforth!
3) As you get to know your competition, who would you like to work with? Who would you not like to work with?
Vytas seems like a wonderful fierce partner for future endeavors, he shall be my first FUTURE LEGENDARY CHILDREN.
JT & Sandra are quite dull but they can maybe be useful. I will have to teach them to not be so dreadfully boring.
I refuse to work with Elmo. I find muppets disgusting.
