Post by Alina Wilson on Sept 23, 2014 2:39:06 GMT
Oookay! First off, once again, I would like to congratulate the both of you on final two. You kicked my ass, congratulations! I'm still ever so ashamed of myself for losing - but there's no need to apologize for voting me out, Kelly, I knew full well that that would be the outcome were I to end up faltering. I knew it was win and win, or lose and lose. There wasn't exactly a middle ground there, and I do not blame you whatsoever for voting me out. If I'm honest, If you had indeed kept me, I actually would have questioned your sanity, since I most likely would have ran away with the win, so no worries there!
I'm going to start with you, Denise. I'm about to ask you the most important question of them all. Are you ready? Get ready.
Do you have dementia?
There's so much wrong with your speech, that I just have to start with the fact that, while I was somewhat expecting you to come out of the gate with some sort of argument that you knew what you were doing all along...it turns out you are, in fact, actually just quite delusional. I almost pity you. Do you actually believe what you're saying here? I'd have to assume so, because you should very well know that I am going to call you out on the nonsense you've written here, and I strongly urge others to do so as well.
I find it incredibly amusing that you seem to be implying that I told you that I wanted Malcolm voted off prior to him being voted off. Now, what, exactly, was the point of you mentioning this in your speech? This seems like nothing but useless padding, because I never once said to you I wanted Malcolm removed from the game until far later in the game than he had left. You seem to be living in some stupid, deranged alternate reality in which you were the person who made this happen.
But that's not the truly baffling thing - that's only a minor issue I have here, that I could possibly be misinterpreting due to misphrasing. What I find truly hysterical, oh no, is that you seem to be implying you ever flipped to Kidd in one point in time! What exactly do you hope to accomplish with these lies? The most you ever "flipped" to us was AFTER the Colby vote off, in which you sent me, around thirty minutes before tribal, a "Hello I am voting for Kelly tonight." And that was it. What did you expect, us to raise you up to the skies in a chariot? You never spoke to us sooner, you just came up to me randomly before tribal, I mean, what did you expect to happen? There was no time for any true talks to begin, if you truly wanted to flip, you would have came sooner.
Are you actually under this delusion that all these things you are claiming you did happened? Because, from my perspective, you are exaggerating and bastardizing the truth, and quite frankly, it's ridiculous. Now is the time to be honest. Not to lie. If you ARE going to lie, at least lie about things that you can get away with. I'm well aware, and so is everyone else, that you never really tried quote on quote "flipping" to us. If you consider sending a message right before tribal flipping, then HOKAY SURE.
What truly irks me, however, is how you claim you have played an active game and have never had a target on you. Sweetie, no, the target was never on you BECAUSE YOU ARE USELESS AND EVERYONE KNEW THAT THEY COULD BEAT YOU. This was not by any exceptional gameplay on your part, in fact, it was quite the opposite. You were playing so badly that no one wanted to vote you out. You were never in danger because you, to put it quite simply, in terms you may be able to understand, "suck."
In fact, you took pride in being a goat. You never once attempted to correct this conception about you, when you were dubbed the "biggest floater" in the majority rules challenge, what did you do about it? You whined and then said "i am the goat no one wants to vote me out.
"You took pride in doing nothing, and in seeming - no, in BEING a completely useless tool for other people's games. In one tribal council, you claim that "Survivor winners are always stringing big moves back to back, and if you don't make big moves, that is a dumb move." Not only does it show that you completely misunderstand how Survivor works, it also makes you look like an even larger imbecile. You claim that winners need to make big moves, but what did you do? Allow me to summarize this, for you:
"I am the goat. All winners make big moves or they don't win. *sits there and does nothing*"
This was your gameplay. If all winners are stringing together big moves, why on earth should anyone vote for you tonight, when you have done nothing? You came up with an idea for two tribes to work together in an immunity challenge. Okay. That's something. But do not even try to take credit for Natalie's boot in the final four, because that did not occur because of you. It didn't even come about because of me. It came about because of Kelly.
OH no. OH HELLLLLLL NO. Is this some sort of joke? I just saw your response in Malcolm's thread.
Allow me to quote you in your response to him. "I don't believe in making big moves. I believe in making correct moves, big or small."
And yet, days ago, you say this, in tribal council! "The only thing that matters in this game is big moves. If you are not making a big move, you are making a bad move. Every survivor winner ever was stringing together big move after big move." Are you brain damaged? You are contradicting yourself, and your very gameplay here. I'm laughing in real life right now at how absurd this is. What do you really believe, Denise? Come on, tell me. Try and change my mind to vote for you, because right now you're doing a darn fine job at the opposite. Stop lying and start telling the truth, because right now it seems like you're exaggerating and over-flattering your, might I say, horrible gameplay, and it's not doing you any favors. At least be honest. Because lying? That's just pissing me off.
Oh, and don't even try avoiding these questions because "you're just gonna vote for Kelly anyways!!!!!111" because that will only piss me, and the rest of the jury who might yet still vote for you off.
Now, let me move onto Kelly.
Kelly, I really don't have any questions for you. People here might say you played a bad game, and I personally disagree with that assessment. However, I do hope, that even if some people are completely dissatisfied with this final two, they can see that your gameplay, easily, is superior to self-voting, proud-to-be-a-goat Denise, who seems to be under the impression that lying her ass off and claiming she was in control of things she wasn't is the way to win the game. Good luck. You are an amazing human being, and I'm rooting for you. <3
That's all, for now. I may add on to this later.
