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Post by Kelly Goldsmith on Sept 22, 2014 3:31:51 GMT
okay i actually genuinely believe that i might lose to denise
help me
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Post by Host Aras on Sept 22, 2014 4:01:56 GMT
You're da bomb Kelly
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Post by Kelly Goldsmith on Sept 22, 2014 17:22:04 GMT
meanwhile i still have to get this bitch's jury vote somehow
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Post by Kelly Goldsmith on Sept 23, 2014 2:12:24 GMT
i deleted the thing about natalie i decided i don't want to be OTTN5 for my last episode
anyway malcolm's jury statement <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 god if he's actually being serious and i win i will be just IDK emotional
honestly it's sad but he summed up my game better than i did in my opening statement
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Post by Kelly Goldsmith on Sept 23, 2014 5:05:05 GMT
so 3 jury votes for sure so far i think with colby/alina/malcolm (i don't buy for a second that he's not voting for me after that shit)
also it is actually hilarious that all of these people are making fun of denise's statement about making big moves a few TCs ago WHICH WAS OBVIOUSLY A JOKE and all of a sudden it's coming back to bite her. i feel so bad for her but that is hilarious and i want to win so i'm glad she did that, but seriously these ppl need help if they didn't realize how blatant of a joke that was, poor denise
so basically i need lex, edgardo, or charlie. charlie's statement was actually pretty disappointing and actually just ridiculously convoluted, also cowardice is a noun not an adjective but lol hopefully i answered that shit well enough to get his vote
i think ed might vote for me, but idk. if i'm somehow unlucky enough that all 3 of ed lex and charlie end up voting for denise then fucking lol i would probably cry
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Post by Kelly Goldsmith on Sept 23, 2014 15:27:22 GMT
i still have little to no confidence in my chances of winning this game. maybe that sounds unreasonable but i can't imagine being the winner until the moment i see four parchments with my name on them. i wanted to strike a balance between sounding like i genuinely care and not going completely overboard with really boring and drawn-out statements
i thought i'd get some heat for writing such a clunker of an opening statement, but so far i've had a positive reception which i'm glad for since i like...started taking notes in a google doc of what i wanted to include in my FTC statement ever since F5. and then once i actually won the final immunity, i immediately started putting it together and it didn't really all become one cohesive thing until i completely rewrote it a day later. i honestly still don't like it and if i was a juror i'd hate reading that shit, but i just tried to anticipate what this particular jury would like to see and hopefully i did that well. obviously my speech was targeted more towards the votes i don't feel confident in having (so basically edgardo and natalie). i figured i'd at least have a chance of getting natalie's vote since i assumed she was bitter at denise too, but that's clearly not the case. it's actually a little staggering how delusional and entitled she is after being completely and utterly irrelevant for the duration of the postmerge. part of me wants to think this is just one long elaborate troll because there is no way someone can be that ridiculous??? like maybe she is purposely trying to see if she can break me in public but i don't give a fuck what she wants to say, she's not going to get me to write a single negative thing about her, i'm not giving her that satisfaction. nothing she has said makes even the slightest bit of sense, she's mad at me for being stupid and not playing a good game and yet here i am..........in the finals.........against denise. i don't give a fuck if she thinks i played a good game or not, but it's hilarious how she even basically admit in her jury question that denise made a stupid move in not saving her and yet she still refuses to acknowledge that i made the right move in what i did. i think she just realizes that i am better than her in almost every capacity inside and outside of this game so she is going to vote for denise, which is fine. i just picture it being a 14 year old kid clacking away at his keyboard with dorito dust still on his fingers and mountain dew stains on his carpet feeling smug after using such enlightening insults as numbnuts and dipshit while his mom repeatedly yells at him to come up for dinner
i am better than u natalie lol also i beat u bye
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Post by Kelly Goldsmith on Sept 23, 2014 15:29:47 GMT
and i like how OUT OF ALL THE THINGS she could have complained about in my speech, the only thing she could think of is how i took credit for getting malcolm on our side and that it was really all her
FEEL FREE TO TAKE CREDIT FOR SAVING MALCOLM, Y'KNOW, THE PERSON WHO ENDED UP FUCKING US OVER AT THE MERGE
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO TAKE CREDIT FOR THAT, YOU MAGNIFICENT AND STRATEGIC MASTERMIND
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Post by Kelly Goldsmith on Sept 23, 2014 23:38:08 GMT
this is directly from natalie's jury question:
"Denise, I think that you actually did a great job. I think that you were in a crappy position, and you might be overstating your role in things a bit, but frankly I wouldn't change a damn thing about your game."
AND THEN LITERALLY TWO SENTENCES LATER
"Here's what I want to know, though.
Denise, why did you take me out over Kelly? Don't give me the great at puzzles bullshit, because you beat me in the only puzzle challenge we had. I told you straight up that I didn't think I could beat Kelly at the final TC, and I gave you a laundry list of reasons why. You obviously believed I would take you, if you were running around tattling to Kelly about it, so if you thought you couldn't beat ME, what is the matter with you that you thought that you could beat the person I couldn't beat? Why didn't you force a tie against Alina? You could have shown everybody in this game that you had the capacity to stand up and do something all by yourself, and make yourself look good. Instead, you wussed out and took me out. I want a damn good explanation."
I REALLY CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND
LIKE THE FACT THAT HE HAS SO LITTLE SELF-RESPECT THAT SHE HAS TO PRETEND DENISE PLAYED A GOOD GAME JUST BECAUSE SHE'S SALTY AT ME IS HILARIOUS
"DENISE U PLAYED A GREAT GAME I WOULDNT HAVE CHANGED ANYTHING.......EXCEPT FOR THIS, THAT, AND ALSO THIS"
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Post by Kelly Goldsmith on Sept 24, 2014 5:08:09 GMT
i like how that bland hag kathy liked every single jury statement that said something negative about me
next
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Post by Kelly Goldsmith on Sept 24, 2014 5:20:26 GMT
denise hasn't been on in over 24 hours  |
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Post by Kelly Goldsmith on Sept 25, 2014 2:16:58 GMT
LMAO I AM SO EMBARRASSED FOR EDGARDO
LIKE
WORDS CAN'T EVEN
DID HE JUST TAKE THIS LONG TO WRITE AN ENTIRE JURY SPEECH ABOUT HIMSELF
good lord that level of entitlement is worse than natalie's statement
congrats on completely proving that you do not understand survivor at its most basic level
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Post by Host Jeremiah on Sept 25, 2014 3:18:43 GMT
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Post by Kelly Goldsmith on Sept 25, 2014 3:46:50 GMT
well what i can i say, that man deserves an all-star spot you can't not give a trainwreck like that an all-star spot
natalie on the other hand is just uncomfortable to watch
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Post by Kelly Goldsmith on Sept 25, 2014 3:51:43 GMT
hello i am edgardo
russell deserved to win samoa and also i hate women
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Post by Kelly Goldsmith on Sept 25, 2014 3:53:42 GMT
For fuck's sake, Denise, I am literally handing you a vote here, and you're somehow managing to fuck it up. Seriously. Answer some fucking questions. You're making me lose all my jury cred here. "my jury cred"  |
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