Snrk. I got immunity. And I said to Charlie I'd even give him the idol back if he wanted it, and he didn't want it back, so...
. I mean, I think I'm less screwed than I thought...If Chet doesn't have the idol, I'm making the final five. If he does have it...okay, things could be bad, but I have to just hope he doesn't have it - if he doesn't, then...I'm in a
(hopeful) final five of myself, Charlie, Lex, Edgardo and Denise. I think I could beat Charlie and Denise in the end. Not sure about Lex and Edgardo.
Charlie, as he said previously, kind of really has been playing
my game. I think I could
woop him in the end. I've made connections with people he hasn't, etc. And I'm the strategic leader between the two of us, IMO. I'm the head bitch in charge. I have been the HBIC of every single tribe I've been on - and I will be the head bitch in charge of the merge as long as Chet doesn't have an idol. Ideal plan, Chet goes home tonight, Denise flips over, we annihilate Vydouche, Colpunk, Natawho and Kelly. I couldn't come up with anything insulting to attach to Kelly's name this time.
Denise is
apparently hated and people talk shit about her
(although this may just be Kathy's message and may or may not even be true, I think it's true though? Not sure. I know Kathy said this in her goodbye message since she messaged me it after she posted it. Ugh, she's such an angel. I miss her so much. FUCK Natalie and Kelly so hard.) so I think I could woop her, too. So I think I'm fairly well positioned. I assume Mr-Day-Three-Final-Two-Deal is finally being slain, so...that leaves me with just one final two that I could betray if I really, really wanted to. I probably won't, since I think I can beat him, but I still
could if I found it necessary. I think he'd vote for me in the end anyways.
*shrug*Not much really happened today, to be honest - but I did read through my old confessionals earlier. I realized that a lot of my confessionals lately have been a lot of IIOA
(information instead of analysis) so I'm trying to bring back...you know, my actual thoughts back into the picture. It's just been a lot of reporting and bitching recently.
Heh. Anyhow, Lex, as diligent as ever, comes running to me and trying to keep his best friend Chet in the game over Edgardo. His thought process bamboozles me - he seems to think for some reason we can't trust Edgardo...which is
stupid. Chet's back is up against the wall, you donut. Of course he's going to say what you want to hear. Edgardo told us
EVERYTHING WITHOUT NEEDING TO. I mean, really, how on earth can you trust Chet more than Edgardo? That makes no sense whatsoever.
He keeps making these ridiculous arguments to keep Chet, that
EDGARDO JUST LIED AND IS REALLY WORKING WITH EVERY!!! HE JUST WANTED TO SURVIVE THE NEXT VOTE!!! How would he know we wouldn't merge this next round? Why not just...I mean...I...what the FUCK, Lex? I mean, he's a great guy, he's nice and all, but some ideas of his are just absurd. I literally just want to reach through my laptop and slap him.
I'm under the impression that since I KNOW he has some stupid alliance with Chet, he told me about it when he made it, he's desperate to keep him in the game. I assume he wants to take that gigantic schtick to the end because god knows he'd win in a landslide. Anyone would. What would Chet's final TC speech be? "Why HELLO darlings. You're all such DOLLS. Vote for CHET please, dearies.
" Like, come on, the guy has no chance to survive make your time.
(There's a reference no one will get.)Lex is proving that he values Chet more, which is
irritating and just makes me want to vote Chet out even further. I want to be Lex's number 1. So...no, Lex, Chet doesn't get to stay. You can suggest ridiculous theories all day long, but I spoke with Edgardo earlier and he's 80-90% sure he's playing his idol - I don't particularly BLAME him, you know, I was gonna do the same if I didn't end up with immunity. I told Lex this, and he channeled the "fair freakout" Lex from round 1.
"WHY WOULD HE DO THAT IF HE TRUSTED US ALINA!!!!!" Is pretty much what he said. Uh, because CHET MIGHT HAVE THE IDOL AND IDOL HIM OUT?
"NO!!!!! HE DOESN'T TRUST US!!! IT'S ALL A PLOT!!! HE'S WORKING WITH EVERY!!! WE'RE DOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!!!!!!" ...no we're not stop talking like that
"AHHHH DAMNED IF WE DO DAMNED IF WE DON'T" CALM YOUR TITS LEX. CALM THEM. PLEASE. I BEG YOU.
Me and Charlie kept fucking trying to explain things to him - me in PM and Charlie in the Kidd Chat, and he just wouldn't listen. Eventually, though, Charlie FINALLY TALKED SENSE INTO HIM!!! And he just replied with a
"Yeah" which, you know, kind of is him submitting defeat to the fact that CHET HAS TO GET THE FUCK OUT. DON'T SCREW WITH A PERFECTLY GOOD PLAN, LEX.
But, even though all this occurred, he still tried to get me to talk with Chet!
And hell, look what he even said Chet said about me, by the way:
Chet Happens
It's not your fault Alina is Edgardo's little bitch.Snrk. Yes, Chet, I am EDGARDO'S little bitch. Fuck, the idea that I'm ANYONE'S bitch is HILARIOUS, because that's EXACTLY WHAT I'M GOING FOR. THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO APPEAR AS SINCE ROUND ONE. He just proved my strategy was working. Everything in this game, on the tribes I've been a part of HAVE ALWAYS GONE PERFECTLY FOR ME. I screwed Chet not once, not twice, BUT HE STILL WANTS TO WORK WITH ME!!! If that's not proof that I am the fucking queen,
then I just don't know what is!I mean, he started rambling on about some stupid Kidd/Lowe alliance of me, Charlie, Lex, Vytas, him and Denise, which...hahahaha. I literally started laughing at loud at how outlandish and stupid this suggestion was. An alliance of 6. In a merge at
9? Like, uh,
no. Also, Vytas isn't working with us. He's up Colby's ass. And I know you hate Denise, KATHY TOLD ME, YOU DIMWIT. And he "didn't talk to Kathy at all in depth dear" pfffffffffft
yeah, right. Kathy told me everything like the angel she was, and I know you two had in-depth strategy talks. Don't even try and fuck with me. You think you can get away with lying to me? No. I'm the only person allowed to get away with that shit. Go home, prickwaffle.
Snrk. And he has the guts to say THIS to me:
Chet Happens
I say this in the nicest possible way but at this point you are only hiding behind him and that will gain no respect from an upcoming jury!
Oh, please.
Everything's going all according to my plan. I've been in control of
everything. It's not my fault people are too stupid to notice it. All you're doing is further validating my plan and making me want to vote you more.
Please, see me as the goat,
please, see me as subservient,
please, see me as stupid and weak. Thinking any of those things only shows how much control I really have. If I make the end I think I have a very strong chance of achieving victory. Yesterday I thought I was fucked...but Chet doesn't seem to have the idol. Meaning...
heh. I probably already have a win on the way. I'm just waiting for the delivery. I should have expedited my order, but I can wait a little bit.
Since Chet probably doesn't have the idol, Vytas or Denise has it. If Denise flips over, that's perfection right there. If Vytas has it...well, he'll waste it eventually. At the final 7 we can split the votes 3-2 on him and some other moron, provided they don't win immunity...So it's like whatever.
I spoke with Malcolm - he said he'd know if he was screwed or not soon. I mean,
come on, the guy is
fucked. If he manages to stay I'll be shocked and consider renaming him to "Jesus" because the guy clearly would have more than one life.
Anyways, about Lex, me and Charlie bitched about how stupid he was being for like an hour in PMs. Lex is nice. But he's not the smartest when it comes to strategy. I'm not sure what the hell he's thinking. And while I said to Chet I'd "think about it" I mean, I'm really not. He's going home. Bye Chet. Bye Natalie. Bye Colby. Bye Vytas. Bye Kelly. Laters~
Also, I'm bored and I'm considering messaging Colby to ask how his alliance is going over there and who he plans on taking to the final two. Like really. I'm that bored that I'm considering just trolling him. Of course that may screw me over in respects to a jury vote...but I'm bored. It's a difficult decision. I got Charlie to message him "ily" to which he received no reply
Colby never logs off AIM. He's always green. Always...always. It's kind of scary, LOL. Debating if I should mess with him or not.
Anyways, that's pretty much it for nao~ See ya'll soon! ^.^