Round 4 - PRETTY IN PINK

[chet]

PINK DARLING!  FABULOUS!

LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM IN IT!



Look at sly Jeremiah staring at me behind the rocks!  Even he can't resist my sexy allure!

Anyway dolls, so far I am quite enjoying this new tribe!  Everybody is so talkative compared to my old tribe!  It is divine!  I have been reunited with Alina who is a doll!  We have hit it off quite well, same with Katie!  She is a QUEEN just like myself!  Lex is so BUTCH but I pretended to like football so that I would have something in common.  (It is quite dreadfully boring, but that TOM BRADY.  SO HANDSOME!)  Charlie is a little adorable MUNCHKIN but for some reason isn't quite as talkative as he was before!  Odd!  Monica sadly has hardly been around, it seems like her time zone problems might catch up with her in the end!  Edgardo was quick to start asking me about my relationship with Monica.  THE SPANISH INQUISITION!  

Also quite interesting is Kathy who messaged me out of the blue!  She was trash talking SLUT with me and then suddenly brought up THE SPANISH INQUISITION and how he has the idol and how we must flush it out!  She is a sly little VIXEN!  Also SLUT messaged me out of the blue today for the very first time saying she missed me!  Considering how little she talked to me before I found that odd, BUT none the less Mama Chet will play along, we mustn't burn any bridges now shall we!

I am worried about the upcoming challenge, not only does the other tribe had an advantage but they also are full of strong challenge competitors!  

Well enough for now darlings, I just had some Mexican (MUY CALIENTE!) and feel my bowels are about to explode!  Off to the toilet with me!

Ta-ta!

[Host Jeremiah]

I love this

[chet]

Poor ELMO!  

Mama Chet will write in 3rd person this confessional in her honor!  Chet spoke with the tribe last night after the challenge and unfortunately to no surprise Mama Chet discovered that almost everybody wanted poor ELMO gone!  Chet knows poor ELMO has been extremely busy with real life so it was expected.  Chet spoke with the LIL SERVANT (Alina- Chet calls her QUEEN when Chet talks to her but in reality she just does what Mama Chet wants so she will OBEY, like a good LIL SERVANT) and LIL SERVANT wanted to vote Edgardo to flush out the idol!  Chet knew however that this was a BAD idea so early!  It would only ruffle feathers and put a GIANT target on LIL SERVANT!  And Mama Chet needs her LIL SERVANT to OBEY future orders!  So Mama Chet told her to wait, talk to the rest of the tribe and learn what their thinking was.  Like a good LIL SERVANT she did what Mama Chet asked and came to realize everyone wanted ELMO out and that it would be best to follow with the rest.

But Mama Chet wonders....with poor ELMO gone, if we go to tribal next, will Mama Chet be next?

Hopefully not!  Mama Chet talked with BUTCH Lex and established a SECRET ALLIANCE!  Mama Chet also spoke with SAUCY Katie and established ANOTHER alliance!  Chet noted that BUTCH wants to keep the tribe strong in regards to vote offs, so Mama Chet will have to step up her game!  Mama Chet also noticed that SAUCY wants to vote out BUTCH!!  Mama Chet suggested to SAUCY that maybe targeting LIL MUNCHKIN Charlie might be the better option since he is so quiet and hardly around!  When he posted his boat for the challenge he didn't even tell us in chat!  Mama Chet hopes to paint him as the perfect weak target next!  But Mama Chet must be careful lest it backfires!

To finish this confessional Mama Chet presents a final snippet of her conversation with ELMO.

<<Chet Happens

Oh darling, I will much you so!


Monica Culpepper

Monica will miss Chet too but Monica knows Chet always had a greater shot at winning this game than Monica did.  Monica will be rooting for you!>>

GOODBYE DARLING!  NOW OFF TO MUPPET HEAVEN!

[chet]

HOW DARE THOSE FOOLS SEND 2 VOTES MY WAY! AND LIL SERVANT! TRYING TO PRY INFO FROM ME THINKING I WAS IN CAHOOTS WITH MONICA BECAUSE I POSTED TC 1 MINUTE AFTER HER?  HOW DARE SHE THINK FOR HERSELF!

RIDICULOUS!

HEADS WILL ROLL FOR THIS CRIME! MOTHER CHET WILL SEE THE HOUSE BURN!!!!