Post by chet on Aug 28, 2014 1:39:38 GMT
Well dolls I am not sure what to say at this point...
Actually, I do.
GET ME OFF OF THIS TRIBE OF IDIOTS!
Last night I went to bed after a fabulous mud bath and bottle of sauvignon blanc and the next morning while I had my morning poo(diarrhea today) I read my horoscope:
"The stars are looking good for you today as Mars pulls into a region of the sky that foretells of woe, misery, despair and false-hope. Ten people will confess a manic love for you today. The sounds of fairies in your head are brought on by the alcohol. It may be time to stop drinking this week. Your lack of modesty will cause you problems today.
Any irritation you feel this week may be due to an oncoming illness, or possibly disease. Assume everyone's an idiot today and you may find yourself being patronising and brilliantly witty."
HOW PROPHETIC! First of all, I will NEVER stop drinking! ESPECIALLY as long as I am on this TRIBE! Secondly, while ten people did not confess a manic love for me, ONE did. Jeremiah- you lustful man you, I am still blushing from what you said!! ....but the answer is YES!!!! And thirdly, this tribe is giving me diarrhea. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I wash my hands of this tribe!
So when I came home ready for the challenge today, behold what do I see, they did it without me! Not even a warning! I give up. I feel like I am on Survivor Candid Camera and I am the the victim. And I am not sure I am safe this vote! PRAY FOR MOMMA CHET DOLLS!
Ta-ta!
Actually, I do.
GET ME OFF OF THIS TRIBE OF IDIOTS!
Last night I went to bed after a fabulous mud bath and bottle of sauvignon blanc and the next morning while I had my morning poo(diarrhea today) I read my horoscope:
"The stars are looking good for you today as Mars pulls into a region of the sky that foretells of woe, misery, despair and false-hope. Ten people will confess a manic love for you today. The sounds of fairies in your head are brought on by the alcohol. It may be time to stop drinking this week. Your lack of modesty will cause you problems today.
Any irritation you feel this week may be due to an oncoming illness, or possibly disease. Assume everyone's an idiot today and you may find yourself being patronising and brilliantly witty."
HOW PROPHETIC! First of all, I will NEVER stop drinking! ESPECIALLY as long as I am on this TRIBE! Secondly, while ten people did not confess a manic love for me, ONE did. Jeremiah- you lustful man you, I am still blushing from what you said!! ....but the answer is YES!!!! And thirdly, this tribe is giving me diarrhea. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I wash my hands of this tribe!
So when I came home ready for the challenge today, behold what do I see, they did it without me! Not even a warning! I give up. I feel like I am on Survivor Candid Camera and I am the the victim. And I am not sure I am safe this vote! PRAY FOR MOMMA CHET DOLLS!
Ta-ta!
